Thursday, November 5, 2009

Questions-2


I have a question for you, may be, only a question.


What do you call a person who paints a wonderful master-piece with care, attention, patience, passion, zeal, innovation, enthusiasm and finally destroys  it deliberately  after its completion, for the sake of fun?


What do you call a person whose  help will be directly proportional to the intensity and magnitude of flattery/praises showered, daily, by you along with gifts?


What do you call a person who takes revenge on you by not helping you or by harming you, just because you did not wish him on his birthday?

What do you call a person who  tries to satisfy his ego, every moment, by proving his domination  and superiority complex through his numerous tricks in all situations ?


What do you call a person who never gives you a rational valid reason for his deliberate deeds and conscious actions which generate pain and anguish in  you?

What do you call such person?


Mad?
Arrogant?
Selfish?
Hypocrite?
Showy?
Egoistic/Egocentric?


Before I was trying to publish this post, I heard someone saying to me,

" Wait ..... I know the answer for your question"
" Who is that ?"
" Can I answer your question ?"
" OK ....  tell me "

" The answer is 'GOD' "
" How do you know that?"
" Yes, I know, because I am the GOD"

" Really?... Interesting?..... Then why you are not visible to me? "
" Because you don't want to see me..... "

" Is it so? .... Crazy! .... Then how come I can hear you?
" Because I want you to hear me....."
" OK ...... now I got it ...... You are correct ...... You are GOD"






20 comments:

Rachana Shakyawar said...

@ Mahesh
Wow..this was definitely something...I could have never thought for such innovative creative definitions for God or anything...

Hmmm…now I exactly know, why have you defined your blog name as Wisdom! Although, few questions are quite..ahem in reading…but compiling the comprehension it embrace the works.

It is absolutely stunning post..next day…I mean today, I shall ask all my friends those questions, I’m sure none of them will be able to guess it right.

One more..Beautiful yet bold Post indeed!


Keep the spark Alive..

Nethra said...

I wasn't expecting the ending. It was not only innovative but also interesting. :)
While reading the first few paragraphs of the post, I was trying to find answers for the questions you had asked there. You know what, I am kind of person who don't talk to people if they don't wish me on my birthday (people who call themselves as friends). I also do things when I am flattered or praised. I have even destroyed many of my paintings (literally paintings not the things you intended to mean by word paintings). So, my answer to your questions was "Me", but was surprised when I read it was God's qualities. I'm happy for me and God have something in common. :P
Keep the good word. :)

BK Chowla said...

Very very creative and original.Superb.

pavan said...

Hii..,

Creative and Mind Blowing Post... keep Making out.

Mahesh Kalaal said...

@ Rachana,

Thanks..... thanks and thanks a lott for analysing my blog name..... for your sweet and encouraging words..... for your unique pat....

Yeah, lemmi know the answers from your friends.....

thanks buddy :):) :)

cheers,
mahesh

Mahesh Kalaal said...

@ Goddess Nethra,

Thanks for the pat :)....
Your comment did complement the topic.....i liked it.
So, may i know where your temples are and what sort of rituals do you like?...
jus kiddding buddy...
did u read my reply to your comment on previous post 'Treatment'?
thanks again :)

cheers,
mahesh

Mahesh Kalaal said...

@ Chowla ji
@ Pavan

Thanks a bunch for your supportive words....
Am glad that you liked it :)
thanks again

cheers,
mahesh

Roshmi Sinha said...

Very original! Keep them coming...

Singh Amit said...

Very Nice post... :)
Really the contemplation over the answers of those questions has made me agnostic.... :)
Cheers!!

Mahesh Kalaal said...

@ Roshmi...

Thanks a lottt for your words
:)

cheers,
mahesh

Mahesh Kalaal said...

@ Amit,

Wow! that sounds really great.
Welcome to the world of Agnosticism.
Thanks buddy :)

cheers,
mahesh

Anonymous said...

Why do I destroy? Definitely not for fun, because it’s a draft, before painting a perfect one for you my son.

Why should I give you all the time when you don't care about me and when you don't see me in poor the needy??

My birthday, I never told you when is my birthday? Your ancestors told you, because you can sit for a while in peace and think about me (in fact you).

I am not dominating you, I am testing you, I am preparing you for the problems of life. Just like putting a rock (wall) before a fish, to make it to jump.

Did you forget the saying 'Need is the mother of all inventions', when you don't want to struggle why do you expect me to give success.


- GOD

Mahesh Kalaal said...

@ Anonymous...

Hi....Welcome to Wisdomism.
Thanks for your wonderful, analytical response for which i was awaiting eagerly.

God,

Do you destroy me too to make me perfect. If yes, why did you make me imperfect ?
If you are supreme of this Universe, do you lack skill and power to create a thing perfectly in the first attempt?
Or
Are you just like us humans who wants many attempts to reach the stage of perfection
Is your process of perfection never ending
or
is it out of your control?
or
Are you under someone else's control ?
or
Is the person who controls you also trying for perfection ?

God,
When you are the creator, why did you create the divisions of rich and poor and then blame the rich for the condition of poor? You could have done the creation perfectly....Oh, sorry, you are still in the process of perfection . Okay, i understand. Then it is not our problem its is yours right.

God, okay, if i think about you thats fine. But what is this grudge and revenge thing if we dont remember you. Yes, we dont remember you because we are imperfect. First of all why you want us to remember you. Do you want popularity ? Identity crisis ?

God,
Testing, obviously. To become perfect , yes, we need testing. Agreed. Have you ever been underwent any testing about your creation?
You created stone to make a fish jump.
You created caste so that we will learn the art of untouchablility

God,
Yes i agree.
1.Need is the mother of all inventions
A) That is the reason why we have invented GOD immediately after the evolution of homosapiens .
2.when you don't want to struggle why do you expect me to give success.
A) Though our farmers struggle, you give them success through suicides and poverty. You give their children gifts of begging and prostitution . Thank GOD

God, please tell me still how many more trillion years will you take to make both yourself and this world perfect?
Still testing?

cheers, :)
one of your imperfect creation...

PS : Anonymous buddy, please write your name. Please dont take my sarcastic reply personally. My sarcasm is on God and not you. Thanks again

Anonymous said...

- Yes, my process of perfection never is ending. Nothing is perfect in this world.

- I did not create the rich and poor, by the in which manner? you are rich in knowledge don't you? I gave you knowledge and its upto you that if you want to share, share it. If you want to make money with it make it. Some one is rich at art, some one with money. Any way I did not make the so called rich people, they became rich, so many take - how did the company HP is built? infosys, satyam ......??

- No I don't want to remember me, the answer is in the question 'WHO IS GOD', I, GOD myself see in every human being. In the name of the GOD, love every one, see GOD in everyone, live life.

- Thanks for putting your ego aside and accepting my testing.

- Yes, human beings invented me, but don't blame me for farmers' suicides. Its you who is responsible, what do you call your self a REDDY, NAYUDU, GOUD or YADAV? do you fight for your reservations? to whom did you vote? Did you forget the flodes last month? can't you utilize the water properly. I gave you engough resources but you are failed.

- Making perfect, is a never ending process. Because when you are perfect the life will become tasteless.

I know it is not on me its on GOD.... ;-) as the GOD is invisible, you should be able to only hear him.

- GOD

Mahesh Kalaal said...

@ Anonymous,

God, Yes, i want to hear, only the truth.
Besides, your name too :) :)

GOD,
1. Can you discuss on the plane of rationality and logic rather than hiding in the bushes of hypothesis?

2. So , you accept that your creation was not perfect initially. thanks a lot god.
Nothing is perfect in this world.
I guess it includes you too. thanks again god.

3. God, being a god , i thought you knew the difference between Knowledge and Wisdom. Anyways, my question is why did you create the unequal biological races (Australoids, Negroes, Mongoloids) which gave birth to racism and superior/inferior races. Why did not you follow the Law of Equality ?

..."HP, Infosys, Satyam ??? "
--> God do you support Capitalism and Feudalism too and you call them successful ? Materialistic and Consumerist God . Great. So,you are a corporate God now. Thanks for the info.

God, for your kind information, the knowledge of a person in Arctic circle who had hunted a shark which gave him food for many days without stinking and hence provided him time to invest of thinking was different from a person who had resided in a desert in searching of water and food daily. There is a difference god. Knowledge and Wisdom are cultivated depending on geographical, cultural, genetical factors
By the way when did you started talking about money ?....Oh sorry. You need money to run your temples, golden chariots, diamond garlands right? Govinda, Govinda. That is the reason why you are richer than Ramalingaraju and Narayanamurthy.

You said "I gave you knowledge and its upto you ..." Upto us?? You know that we are imperfect right ?
God, our shepherd man is far better than you. He wont dump mounts of grass and asks his cows to share peacefully, rather he feels it is his duty to share the grass among them equally. Now, please dont say Lord Krishna was also a shepherd .

4. Who is God.....Wow, a wise question from God himself. hmmmm. You are a good politician too
So, God is in every human living.

Then what the God in Osama/saddam/chenghis khan/Aurangazeb/prabhakaran/Dyer/Bush was doing when they were massacring millions of innocents mercilessly ????

By the way, GOD, are you present only in human beings or every living being(plants and animals)?
Are you present in the virus too?
I guess you are more of a virus than intelligent being.

Ego???.... God, have you ever thought to put your ego aside for a nano second atleast?

(...continued)

Mahesh Kalaal said...

5. It is us who are responsible for floods and farmer suicides?????
Hmmmm.....Then i say you are responsible for creating such a irresponsible creatures . What do you say Mr. Responsible God.?

Floods and we are the reason for that?
Okkay baba. Answer this?
Two tectonic plates collide with each other under pacific ocean and subsequently giving birth to a giant Tsunami. ? Who is responsible for this?

GOD, we did not create castes. It is your gifted holy book 'Manushastra' which told us that there are four varnas. Got it God?
Also, ask your Sri krishna in Geetha where he says how different parts in his body from head to toe gave birth to 4 varnas. Clarified God??

7.""Human beings invented me""
Done. thanks. What else. So imperfect human beings invented an imperfect God who created imperfect human beings who invented an imperfect God who created imperfect human beings who invented ..... so on..

""can't you utilize the water properly?""

A) Why are you blaming us? Floods , cyclones, famines, droughts are happening since ages(natural). They are not man made everytime . It is your administration and organisation.
Have you controlled rain once at least in your life time?

8.Making perfect, is a never ending process. Because when you are perfect the life will become tasteless.
A) Common God. Be a sport. If you dont have solution, stay calm and enjoy our game of struggle for existence.
How come you can say that life will become tasteless if we become perfect? on what basis and logic? Being an imperfect God , how come you can talk about the taste of perfection?

Finally,
Give me one reason Why your concept of Intelligent Design is true than the fact of Natural Selection/Evolution.
Have you ever heard 'Adaptability' of living beings to natural surroundings.

Evolution God Evolution . Even you were evolved, not created. Evolve God, Evolve

cheers,
Evolving Agnostic :)

Anonymous said...

Mahesh,

All that analysis shows your your frustration, you are blaming me for everything. Let me tell you story -

There was a flood ina village,

One man went to top of his building, as all the roads are with water and there is no way to go out.

First a person came a boat and asked our hero to get into the boat, our hero replied - "No, God will help me..."

The water came upto the 1/3 of the building. Most of the villagers were rescued through the boats.

Another guy came with a boat again, this time also our hero replied - "No, God will help me."

The water flow heavy to go with a boat. After a while a helicopter came to rescue him. This time also same - "No, God will help me........". A voice came from the sky - "Stupid how many times I have send them to save you."


---- I DON'T DO ANY MIRACLES. I MADE A SYSTEM, THERE IS GOOD AND BAD INT IT. ITS YOUR CHOICE!!!!... Just don't blame me, if you don't like the system, fight and change it - someone chose voilence, someone SATYAGRAHA.

JUST DON'T SIT AND BLAME ME, STAND UP AND WALK TOWARDS YOUR GOAL.

- GOD (Pappu)

Anonymous said...

Mahesh,

All that analysis shows your your frustration, you are blaming me for everything. Let me tell you story -

There was a flood ina village,

One man went to top of his building, as all the roads are with water and there is no way to go out.

First a person came a boat and asked our hero to get into the boat, our hero replied - "No, God will help me..."

The water came upto the 1/3 of the building. Most of the villagers were rescued through the boats.

Another guy came with a boat again, this time also our hero replied - "No, God will help me."

The water flow heavy to go with a boat. After a while a helicopter came to rescue him. This time also same - "No, God will help me........". A voice came from the sky - "Stupid how many times I have send them to save you."


---- I DON'T DO ANY MIRACLES. I MADE A SYSTEM, THERE IS GOOD AND BAD INT IT. ITS YOUR CHOICE!!!!... Just don't blame me, if you don't like the system, fight and change it - someone chose voilence, someone SATYAGRAHA.

JUST DON'T SIT AND BLAME ME, STAND UP AND WALK TOWARDS YOUR GOAL.

- GOD (Pappu)

Mahesh Kalaal said...

Hi God,

Thanks for recognising my frustration and analysis. I wish you could have analysed before creating your system.
. I know you like frustrations very much because people will pray you by praising you in thousand different names when they are in frustration. Sorry God, i am not a sycophant. Better luck next time.

Anyways, nice story and nice script. I appreciate your innovation in creating stories right from Ramayana to this flood story.
So you want believe me just because of a scripted story.
Okay, fine. Then listen my story too.

""There was a flood in a village. A woman with her three years old kid got struck in water. She tried all the possible ways to survive. She started praying.. The water level and force was increasing. She is still praying. She screamed for help and prayed for God. Hours passed and none came to her rescue. She is still praying. After 24 hours ferocious floods took away her and her kid with ferocious speed. They both died after sometime. ""

So, as per my story you do not exist right??

It is not a story God. It is a reality that happened in recent floods. Stories dont happen in reality, they happen in scripted movies.
The reason is simple. You said that you dont do miracles. Right?. Yes miracles are nothing but scripted stories.
So your story is void.

You said " I DON'T DO ANY MIRACLES. I MADE A SYSTEM, THERE IS GOOD AND BAD INT IT. ITS YOUR CHOICE!!!!... Just don't blame me, if you don't like the system, fight and change it - someone chose voilence, someone SATYAGRAHA.
"

So, do you have control over your system? . Are you just a puppet in your own system? Why did you insert bad elements in the system.? To err is human, not God.
We humans have many systems, but we do control them . You are GOD, powerful God. Why cant you control it?
Yes God, we are fighting,we need to fight, we know that.

Instead of advising us, why dont you start fighting to perfect your system ?
How many people should die in the name of religion and caste?

Anonymous said...

Mahesh,

All I wanted to say is 'JUST DON'T BLAME, CHOSE PATH OF TRUTH, PEACE, HUMANITY, LOVE.' EVEN IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO ME IF YOU LOVE EVERYONE AND FORGET I (GOD) DON’T EXISTS’.

Before answering to your story, one question - CAN ONE LIVE FOR EVER?

I would like to answer your last question, I never created caste or religion, the four varnaas are by their KARMA. I don’t see difference between them, I told in Gita that the one (Gyani) is my dearest who sees me (GOD) in every living species.

-GOD