Awards and Prizes

Hello Friends ..... Hurray!!! ....... I have achieved it ..... I am waiting for this moment since months ...... It is like my dream coming true ...... Am excited and elated ...... Am writing this topic from cloud-9 ...... It 's celebration  time ...... Its time for awards and prizes .......... Any Guesses from you guys? ...... Nope, it is not about my 50th post of my blog ....... The hottest flash news is that ....... I am being declared as the winner of a prestigious international prize ........ Now, any guesses?.....No?.........I got BOOKER PRIZE 2010 for my début novel " Promises and Illusions" .....Yeah ....Congratulate me guys ....Ehem! ..... What happened??? ...... You dont believe it ??? ..... Am serious guys ....... Am not kidding ...... Why, what happened? ...... Why are you whispering? ...... Wait, wait, wait ....... Let me explain you.

Recently, I made a promise to the Booker Committee that I am going to write a book with title "Promises and Illusions" in coming months. I told them about the book's concept and they really felt happy with my unique skills and talent in literature. Consequently, they have announced, unanimously,  their unbiased and unambiguous  decision tonight......Still you don't believe it??

Guys, common wake up, open your eyes. Look at the world. Get the updates and happenings. Welcome and accept the change. Rules have been broken, already.Look around.

India is going to win World Cup 2011 as the team has promised  that it will participate in the trophy.

Karan Johar is going to get Best director award in Oscars 2011 as he has intention to make a movie "Hypocrisy and Sycophancy " with Tom Hanks and Angelina.

My cousin will get into IIT in 2013 as he has announced about  his preparation recently.

In India, every student will be given distinction if they get hall tickets.

It is quite easy guys. Zero efforts. It is all about Media Management and polarised politics. It is all about mere promises and trendy  announcements. Anyone can claim anything now, irrespective of whether they deserve it or not.

Manipulations have replaced Qualifications.

Ethnics have replaced Ethics.

Standings have replaced Standards.

Committees have replaced Commitments.

Dictations have replaced Dedications.

Deliberations have replaced Directions.

"KNOW BULL"  has replaced the NOBEL......

Yes, I know it is too sarcastic and satirical. But what else i can do?

Nobel Peace Prize for Obama????????

Does he really deserve it ?

Can Obama resolve at-least one of the above issues to restore peace?

1. Sir, could you please allow the children, women and common citizens of Palestine to live without daily  dose of bombs and weapons?

2. Sir, could you please leave Iraq(and its oil) to let the people of Iraq live in peace, now at-least?

3. Could you please ask your pet doggy Pakistan to stop terrorism on its land, if not in India??

4. Could you please dump your thousands of nuclear bombs into Pacific/Atlantic before demanding/commanding the remaining world for peaceful cooperation?

5. Could you please reduce your 25% share of global greenhouse gas emissions so that all living creatures can live in a peaceful and green atmosphere?

6. Could you please restrict your sponsoring to world terrorism to support your domestic weapon manufacturing comapnies so that we can feel the Peace?

7. Could you please stop yourself from interfering in other country's domestic issues so that we can have peaceful coexistence ?

8. Could you please control your puppets UNO, IMF and World Bank from ripping apart the lives of millions of people being crushed under poverty?

9. Could you please stop your camouflaged and cultural Domination in the name of Globalisation and Liberalisation  which are  erasing many diversified  cultures and endangered species from the Earth.

10. Could you please reduce your greed and intensity of your thirst to suck out all the world's natural resources in the name of corporal development and boasted achievements so that the rest of the world can survive peacefully(remember? your native Africa)?

Sir, have you ever heard about the words, Transparency, Accountability, Responsibility , Mutual existence and Sustainability?

Sir, you said, 'Mahatma is your inspiration'. Have your really understood and felt the meanings of Truth and Peace?

Sir, we the people from other side of the westernised corporal society urge  you to let us struggle for our basic amenities as usual. We are not even asking for self respect, we just want a peaceful earth to survive in the brutal race of Existence and Evolution. Please give us a piece of PEACE.

Anyways, I know, as of now, your mighty Money Weapon is powerful than our noble Nobel pen.

Q: Who will get Nobel Peace Prize in 2010?

A: Osama(If he promises that he will stop terrorism from next year)

PS: As per the Nobel Committee's new guidelines, all the Nobel Peace Prizes until 2100 have been reserved for Indian Politicians as no one else have made so many promises(castles in air) successfully, since 1947.