Thursday, September 10, 2009

Why? Yes Sir!


There is a village called Andhera in south India. I never understood why the name was given to this village which means "Darkness" . People of Andhera are into high production in all sectors and they don't know why they are still in darkness though they perform better than most of the villages in India. In spite of better resources and opportunities, it lacks something to reach the goal of development.

People of
Andhera are so capable and able that they have decided to buy an aeroplane for the village to reach a place called "Development" . First they went to a clever and intelligent business man called " Sunder Babu" and gave him 100 crores for one aeroplane. He opened his laptop and gave them a power point presentation on aeroplane making and charged 100 crores for that. Some people were happy because they have seen a laptop at least. They called him great leader with vision, clapped and cheered loudly, returned back to normal life. People who did not understood the laptop masala, wanted a change. Though everyone knows where the 100 crores went, no one dared against the laptop leader. Babu built an empire with 100 crores.

Next time they have decided to bring a change in their approach towards development . So, they have approached a new, smart, efficient, capable businessman called "Why? Yes Sir!(dont ask me about his background)" . They went to him because his shop had many banners saying "Free, Free, Free". ...." Buy 5 aeroplanes @ 500 crores and get 5,00,000 small toy aeroplanes free along with unlimited lollipops and biscuits for everyone"..... People were excited with this offer, and were ready to bear the burden 500 crores in future budgets .
He promised colourful colours and free rainbows. The deal was done. People were busy playing with those tiny, free aeroplanes along with eating delicious, colourful , attractive free lollipops. The free lollipops were so tasty that people forgot about their money and the destination called "development". The free offer was for everyone....Bureaucrats, High Command, Farmers, print media, Administration, visual media, ministers, political opponents and rivals, Industrialists, Landlords, Real Estate, Contractors .The impact of free lollipops was so much that when someone asked "Why", immediately , a magnified and manipulated "Yes" was brought into picture on the instructions of "Sir". Finally people invented a new lollipop GOD in " Why? Yes Sir ". God built many empires and became an emperor of Andhera. When God died, some disciples died too, thanks to over projection of TV channels. Now, God's Son and Prince, namely "Gun" is ready to give more lollipops, may be, he will add potato chips also. Great business indeed and Andhera people call it as Democracy(what is it?)

I asked a guy on the the day of rituals, "Why do you treat him as God". He said, "Sir gave us delicious lollipops, tasty chocolates, cream biscuits.....all for free free free.....but Babu never gave us anything".....Hmmm.......Now i understood why this village is being called as
Andhera . I am moved by the pathetic situation of the people of Andhera where they have to choose between the two worst options.

Anyways , a free question for readers

Q)"Why? Yes Sir!" has become GOD because

a) Babu was not GOD
b) Free Lollipops, chocolates, biscuits....
c) Darkness of Andhera
d) All the above

Whoever attempts this question ,will be given a great chance to write comments on this topic. Its absolutely FREE.... FREE....FREE.

You may say, what about the answer?. Arrey, Who wants the answers man?

Chalo bolo, "Why? Yes Sir" Amar rahe....

Amar rahe .... Ameer rahe .... AMEER Rahe...

Now, try to find the meaning of the below words
"Sycophancy"
"Hypocrisy"
"Dynasty Politics"
"Feudalism"



28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice One...Keep up the good work.....

Anonymous said...

wowwa....this is damm good

Raghav

Srinivas Peddi said...

Excellent article. You have put the reality in this blog. Hope people should open their minds and see what is the reality.

Thanks again for a nice post. Good Work!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi mahesh

this is good yaar.

iam observing u r way of thinkng since B.tech onwards.

u r way of thinking is completely different from a normal people. ( it means ne thinkng bad ani kadhu). i liked it.

this is excellent one. renaming is wonderful. excellent suitable to those characters.

keep it up buddy

Ramesh.

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

Namasthe Raghavayya..
Namasthe pedda seenayya..
Namasthe Ramesh babu..
Namsthe anonymus..
namasthe namasthe...

Anonymous said...

mau u r belonging to congress party that's why u r written like this ,u can think from other direction u can can write better than this

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

Hey anonymous...

I think you did nt get my sarcasm here....
Please could you read it once again....

Anyways, am not a supporter of Congress party. In fact I just hate Congress party for its dynasty politics. It is the congress which has hijacked the plane of development to build their personal empires.
To spill the beans, I have rambled the congress in this topic absolutely .

Shilpa said...

i got the hidden meaning...hmmm

shilpa

santosh said...

Very Very nice one...

Infact nothing has done with both ... GODS.

Rolacola said...

I have been reading your blogs for quite some time, Raghav passed onto me.

Excellent writing... Keep up the good work

Anoop said...

haha...nice post... :P

Anonymous said...

Hi..

Wow.....Am speechless and spellbound....
Excellent piece of writing...
Your narration is very impacting...
People should realize facts at least now...
I think everyone in AP(also total India) should read this...
Great post...

Shravan

Anonymous said...

It is much better than the earlier ones, keep up the good work.

You are clear on what you want to tell,
It has no extra…. Topic nowhere deviated….. straight forward….. Great of all your blogs….

Pappu

Anonymous said...

Mahesh, this one is one more awesome piece.. :)
the true definition for democracy ooops monarchism in India..
Well this is very common in India, agar baap nahin to biwi ya beta..whether its Bollywood or Tollywood or POLITICS!!


Rupa

Anonymous said...

Wow great,
good to know atleast some young people are thinking with there mind.. hope you will change some of u r friends too...

Dheeraj said...

Awesome...Excellent...

I am out of words to praise you.

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

Thanks a bunch Pappu, Rupa, Dheeraj, Shravan and anonymous friends......

shravan said...

Boss I liked ur creativity , if u relaly intrested to make any movie in telegu .....please let me know first .i can help u in that finaically.

Sai @ Bikers Blog said...

Your write really well...but just a piece of caution for you, never get carried away from comments etc. and write something too offending !
You are in India...a democratic country
but You are in India...a developing country !

PS: I just noticed that people here are careful enough, not to leave any trace marks behind their comments ;)

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

@Sai

Thanks for your rational advice and timely alert. You are absolutely correct in saying so.
Keep cautioning me.
Thanks for the feedback

cheers
Mahesh Kalaal

Vinay said...

Mahesh,

Excellent piece of work. Thanks to Dheeraj to bringing such a good blog on to us.

Keep up the good work.

Cheers,
Vinay

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

@ Dheeraj and Vinay

Welcome to wisdomism...
thanks for ur feedback :)

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

@Shravan...

Thanks for your compliment which knocked my secret passion of movie making in my heart...In fact, my instincts do move around the wells of photography, direction, screenplay and narration ...
Hope, we wil rock together in future...
BTW, wts our banner name??

anugrah said...

i found ur blog name "maheshism" pretty innovative ........and in case u didnt get it............yesssss...m being... chronically sarcastic..............
regards....
www.anugrahism.blogspot.com

shambhu kumar said...

excellent article.

Anonymous said...

awesome way to criticise

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

@anugrah...

Not only the innovation, but also the planes of perceptions differ too...
BTW, my blog name is Wisdomism and the URL is maheshism....and its d same since the origin...
anyways,
chronically sarcastic, relatively and rationally and its a coincidence absolutely.

cheers
Mahesh Kalaal

Anonymous said...

I accept it and I don't accept it too.. I think YSR didn't promise anything FREE except electricity..It is Babu who promised all Free, 2000 Rs monthly pension to each family,color TVs...May be next generations will enjoy the benfits of these projects..like NagarjunSagar... I am not the fan of either YSR or CBN. Both spoiled the state and devloped..ofcourse not in the same proportion..
This is the way we are comfirtable with..