Are you SWEET or NICE ? Good ?

Respected(Expected so) Sri Police Sir,

Our India is a FREE country... with DEMOc'RACY'.
All Indian politicians, living and dead, and religious leaders are very good and nice persons....also Great(capital G).
Indian government is very very good (two verys) and nice....sweet also.
Indian police also is good sweet ....like honey....FINE
Indian laws are sweetest sweet...add 'the' before sweetest.
My Indian sweet English is should be also good ... am blushing(Posh)
I will always praise everything which is Indian..... Bhaarat also(Ayyo! i forgot Bhaarath what..)
Only, We Indians are very Ggreat in this bad corrupt poor hypocritical world....HurtBEAT.
There are two types of people in our Mother India, Nice and Sweet.
Sometimes nice Indians are sweet and sweet Indians are nice ...
So we Indians are Nice Sweets.....with lots full of plenty goodness ...
We love all 'cultures' and 'languages' in India......dont ask me WHY
All Indian Wise matured modern laws are totally citizen friendly like Free Gifts....Dhamaka offer!!!....No Sale!
Indian government allows all good-sweet-nice expressions as per Indian Constitution's 'Right to Freedom(Xpress)' ..... ONLY
beCause India is so very much perfect ..... so much that even no one can tell and say how much .......what much also ...... that much perfect it is.....I tell you....more perfect than the word 'perfekt'..... Yes no?
I have by-hearted this answer as i am a good by hearter and so give me full marks with first rank only..... SUCCESS.... only for me

So, please do not ARREST me Sri Sir...
Arrest only those people who write bad sweets on all the walls, faces and books...On LINEs ....all LIEs only 
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Thank you a Great Sir.
Your's  Highly obedient and submissive sweet, with nice good 
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PS : I did not add any 'smiley' ......... searched 'letter writing' in Google.
PPS : PS means Post Script. Ignor Ispeling mistakes.....Please!.... Request only no.